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Recent Movie Reviews

Get with the Times Get with the Times

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


I've been waiting for this ever since you showed up on the Swain Forums. I'm rather pleased by it.

Madness Desintegration Madness Desintegration

Rated 3 / 5 stars


Lacked originality and creativity, the frame rate was god awful, and it was extremely bland. It had potential but it was just executed poorly.

And for the love that is good and holy FIX THE FRAME RATE

Dead Episode 1: Dead Dead Episode 1: Dead

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


practice animation
and then this would be 10
great voice acting
great story

Recent Game Reviews

Weapon. Weapon.

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Great game

I did find some glitches, like when you bought the aim point scope for the TMP, and placed it on the gun, you received the other one. And when you purchased the Glock 18 mod, it didn't work. But that's all I found.

After about 2 days of playing ( 3 hours) I got to wave 36. I found that the best pistol to start with was the Kimber, and then immediately attained the LAM; After I had the money I bought the silencer for it too. I then bought the TMP and the aimpoint sight when could afford it (even thought it appears as a different sight it will be useful later in the game), after that I bought the extended magazine. When I gained about 6500 I bought the AK-47, I bought all the modifications and slapped the aimpoint sight. With this setup I was able to take down technicals (with much practice) in one shot before they could stop. After buying the AK I bought 10 grenades, and found that this was a good amount to have at all times. Often times I would randomly chuck them while shooting enemies at a different spot. As soon as I could afford it I bought the M14. I bought all the modifications but the commando mod, this was the best setup I could but with any amount of money. After the next wave I bought the extra magazine vests and pouches. After this all my money was dedicated to buying C10s, grenades, and repairing the helicopter.

So in short my strategy was:
-Repairing the helicopter comes first no matter what
- keep at least 10 grenades once you buy the AK
-target the RPGs first NO MATTER WHAT
-use grenades or shoot their gas tanks for the jeeps

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Ching Chong Beautiful Ching Chong Beautiful

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Bout time

this has been on TSF for how long?

Good game, found it challenging, and addictive.

Days 2 Die-The Other Side Days 2 Die-The Other Side

Rated 4 / 5 stars

great game

Great game, but it felt like it wasn't beta tested. The small bats started flying upside-down and backwards, the backgrounds vanished. A few times I was killed when there wasn't any enemies around. The kill counter kept restarting, and when you finally kill the bat, it doesn't move or try to harm me. Please tell me that these are one time hiccups for my computer.

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Recent Audio Reviews

SwainForums Rap SwainForums Rap

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


We hath a theme song!

LegendaryPope responds:

I'm actually thinking of making a full one that could be a true theme song

Recent Art Reviews

King Santa Saurus King Santa Saurus

Rated 5 / 5 stars

nom nom nom

OH! Do me next duckie!

blackduckie responds:

Coming soon, Jared X Xzurae: The intimate graphic novel.

Or ... maybe not. I'll draw you some day.